I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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