He kissed a someone with a penis
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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