I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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