This girl is more easily done than said...
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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