Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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