did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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