did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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