Plan B is the new Plan A
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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