I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
found the other keg... it's in the tree
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Send help, water and tortillas.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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