So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
