I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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