Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
