How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
As shirtless as possible
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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