weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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