I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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