its not stalking. its research.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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