i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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