Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Just cropdusted the office
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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