Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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