Im at strip club and am horny
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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