i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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