At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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