jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
If I had your ass I would rule the world
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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