Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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