is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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