? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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