the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Don't EVER smell your tampon
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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