No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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