oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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