ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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