Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I think my nap took me to another dimension
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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