love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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