hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I have fence marks all over my body
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