I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Do plants get herpes?
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