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Its about making memories worth repressing
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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