oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
