that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Randomize
