Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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