But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Soap is not a condiment
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
