So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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