we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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