I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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