so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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