Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
and you fell through a lawn chair
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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