just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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