talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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