Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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