Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
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