So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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