I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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