you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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