Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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