this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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