No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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