On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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