Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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