when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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